Dear Casey,
I'd like to dedicate "Feel Like a Monster" by Skillet to myself!
I had a really bad day at Da Gym. I hogged the cardio machines, cutting in and out of the Cybex circuit, slamming weights, grunting, leaving the machines sweaty, leaving weights on the equipment, leaving my towel on the floor in the shower, racing a senior citizen on the Cardio machine, dropping my Mars bar on the carpet and leaving it there to melt, letting mosquitos in the weight room, and taking a hot tub in my gym clothes.
I am going to "Gym Therapy", but right now I really Feel Like a Monster.
Will you please play this song for me?
Thanks,
Muffin Top
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why are you not writing comedy?
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ReplyDeleteI, I, feel like a monster!
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