Candid Camera (CC) sets up two Photo Enforcement Vans just outside the Club on Friday night before the Barbeque. The Vans flash every car that goes in and out of the Club and no one can figure out why they are getting ticketed.
CC is laughing until the Citizens Against Photo Enforcement (CAPE) make an Intervention. A "Truly Nolen" VW pulls into the parking lot and a Citizen sets up laser designators on both Vans. Then, he takes off for the River.
The CAPE Cobra Helicopter swoops in low over the western notch in the Catalina Mountains, drops green smoke over the Club to signal the Intervention and turns around and fires two Hellfire knock off missiles at the Vans, destroying both of them, and creating two bonfires in the parking lot. The Cobra flies out to the River, picks up the Citizen and high tails it back to the CAPE Compound.
The party moves from the Pool to the parking lot. Everyone get a skewer and roasts weiners. Zo Carroll and the Soul Breakers sing "Light My Fire"
In the interview, Candid Camera says, "Those guys are really mean".
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